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Show BY THE WAY One touch of nature keeps the wholo norld on the lookout for new sensations. sensa-tions. Comp.it utlvcly Speaking, a miser's soul Is smaller than a boarding hosse gas bill. . Tts, Ko?l, time Is money to tho bookmaker wht your horn falls i come In. A little authority and a few dried, npptcs will pulT n small niun up as- I tntiMilmil.T. I No girl cures to lime n mull admit that she Is the only girl lie ever loved platoulcully. It Is said that married men make the mift .alNfuctory wnrkwoii; they can he bossed. llin . .i .Tilling mint dorn't prnKn for the lesson that he Is afraid llix girl will say yes. OccHslnx.ill.v nhen a man attempts to six ml on his illgult) sumo one spulls It by sitting on It. Tlmre wnalJ be a lot mure ulleiice In this worU If we talked osly about tkn lUbus we fcann. U jhm ilua't kir oa wbk'h side of ,Tur blm'tilt the bwltrr js, ilrop It; the t H wllf We liultcrle". Tkp sreslejc silslake Hie sverax Mia uiiVm U la allowlux hltMsolf t Make so tinny fl uitstakes. ' Th nuu wh dnesu't have the services ser-vices of Hint great teacher, experience, may live to a green old age. An I'liiiuieratlon of the mines nnd imanles of the United States was liiiute for the llrst ttiuu In ISHl. It Is said that Ceorge Wiishlnglon never went tlslilng In his life. This may iieemuit for his truthfulness. A ninety-pound woman can work more mischief with her (ongue than a U0O pound man can with his lists. Most women want a lot of things not hcciiUMS they need them, but be-c.nisu be-c.nisu they cannot afford to have them. |