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Show Spoiled His Banquet. I am sine my most embarrassing moment wus al n buniiiet I iittended some lime ngn lu honor of u visiting telebrltj whom I had never een, 'Ihe guest of honor was late In nr-rlvlng nr-rlvlng nod v hl'e wo waited I became llilrstj and looked mound for a waiter to tiling me ni olln i glass ot water. A dlgllllled liitui In n dress suit WiiH hlliryliig up tnwiiid the head of the table ami 1 biM'koiud to him. He stopped stop-ped by my pime iml I made know u III Willi! (p'ollv .-nough, but us I look liHCk nt It it sfciiis ns though I might ns well have hou(eil It through n megaphone. I'or he wiih the guest of honor, bur-rjlug bur-rjlug to hi place. Chicago Tribune. |