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Show PREACHING VS. PRACTICE ' j -! Thero wns a man named Orumblo fl Gruntz, i H Made saucr krnut and beer; & M Ono day he roso up In his wrath ! 4 M And said: "Now, listen hero, f "Tls forty years stneo hero I'vo , stuck, I 1 , I And Bcnrco n living mado, ' ! I y While Jingle Jo, within two years, l&fl Has put mo In tho shado. j i fl "It seems to me a doggnno idiamo j J'S That peoplo buy his wine, rH Even though I do chargo moro; ftgB For they'ro old chums o' mlno." j 'Olfl And so ho raved tho llvo long day; j frfjH But when his beer vvns gon. 11 And ho needed stuff to mnko moro S '' I beer, W m Ho bought It out of town. p , I His dough went off to Ncrkumhac, L ' To Messrs. Grab & Holdem; lS ' And cl ho failed to understand h tfl Why ho mndo sales so seldom, ' IS fl Grumble Gruntz raved moro and moro HSU Until his eyebrows steamed; '' BU But one dark night, ho'U no'er for- ''' iJB BQt' I II I Ho went to bed and dreamed , JljB Tho question In his puzzled mind vilfl Was answered with ferocity. i Kf;.J Ho saw In llamlng dollar marks, t ffl Just ono word, "RECIPROCITY." i 'iflfl Roynard . 1 1 i 1 1 |