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"I tako notice, nruddcr Green, and at do same time I say dat de butcher has good common sense In his head. Go on." "I tolo dat butcher dat I would pay for de steak next 'day, and ho replied dat dcre was no next day In his busl nets. Toole notlco, Mr. President, dat t?tkWlf','-i. . X .-BrUTM I dl. was Insult No. 2." ffiyQOLILl "I still Insist, Ilrudder CJrecn." replied wfar-33r " J---r-gwwWi tho president, "dat de butcher was a iywi. r" i - vr- ' I wlso mim. Did you argy will him?" SvPr',rr"-yk'.iill i "I tolo him dut I was Colonel Low;- WArUJSi?fet5:'V-) i! I A back Green, and ho repllod ho didn't yCv vBailifcavfSCrl ljlf euro two cents who I was. Dat was 'fftrrft V"BsWAk- "I tolo him dat I belonged to(do Llmo . (IiP!jl!i('!mS;i) Kiln club, and ho replied dat dut, fact r.fPHL, lljMLy-l2fo ws no moro to him dnn If I belonged J iiji " SBKMtiwi to do Liver and Hacon club, Ho called ' (E'KrK mo n nlcger. said my caw were too bis 'Mw and my heoU'too lung nnd my Im'r was WV P too full of klnlts. Ho said dat, sah. r lw( $t knowln' I was n inoiribur of dls club In . tIL aw de highest standinV , r?Z&mz!&&t&!jli And It hurt your fcclln'e. did It, fcV 4vn mrH llruddor Green?" -Sr5 TC JSTJllR "it did. ah." A1 -mm "Well, a part of do people of dls coun- "Kicked Mo Seben Timet. try still call us by do name of nigger Instead of tull'd folks. I don't know as dey do It In contempt, but ma' bitiaso It's a handy word to uso. As to your ptrsonal appearanco, Tlrudder Green, your ears nro very largo, as all kin seo. SVhon natur" mado your heeU she mado 'cm rather lone, and you must havo noticed when lookln' rn do gluss dat your ha'r nm kinked up Jest ns It was bo'n to bu. Am dat nil?" "No, sah." was tho emphatic reply. "Do wust am ylt to como. I was tellln" dat butcher dat I would carry my cuatom clsewhar when ho schod mo by de collar and took mo to de doah and kicked mo, sah. He kicked ms soben times, sah. He knowed I was Colonel Longback Green. Ho knowed I belonged to O dls club. And yet ho kicked mo, sah. Ho kicked me frow do doah nnd on de sidewalk." "Well, Brudder Oreon. you went In dot butcher shop not to ask foh meat to make a mutton stew, but foh meat of de highest price. You hadn't any monoy In your pocket. You was goln' to git dat p'o'terhouso steak on cheek, O and de butcher knowed it, and ho had a right to feel angry 'bout It. You has aroso to a question of privilege, samo as doy do in congrlss, and now you kin Bot down again. You has mado yoh remarks, sah, and you ( Is overruled." J Brother Longback Green hesitated a moment nnd then sat down with j a bump and looked very disconsolate tho rest of tho evening, . - M. QUAD. J Copyright, 191C, McCluro Newspaper Syndicate. '"' Q '-'" '--'"-"'' - .-.-... ... -i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-,-,--.-!!-- rwui,umjiu ,iijui ii. S r I . , . CITY TICKETS ARE GOOD TO PROVIDENCE City tickets of tho Ogdcn, Logan & Idaho Hallway nro good ou tho lino between Lognn and I'rovldsnco. They can be purchased at tho inter-urbnn inter-urbnn office G for 25 cents, thus saving sav-ing one ride out of ovcry six. Theso tickets aro convenient for the passenger pas-senger ana reduce difficulties when the cars are crowded, Ogden, Logan & Idaho Ity Co. Traffic Department. Adv. D-23 COMING MUSICAL EVENT DFSBlSDi COMING The Eminent Swedish Violinist EBBA JOHANSON ROOS J With Frederic Gustavo Soderlund at the Piano Logan Tabernacle MONDAY NIGHT, MAY 22, at 8.15 o'clock Management Fred C. Graham This event takes the place cf the regular number of the Artist Concert Scries, canceled and not held. Tickets at Thatcher Music Co. Prices 50, 75c, $1 oooooooooooooooo KHHHK5?KKKHKIiO?K)?JOi oooooooooooooooo WJ?1 I PERIL IN GARDENING f oooooooooooooooo KHKHKrJHHK)BOIHBCBSS; oooooooooooooooo T-" jIIE vrortliy couple 6at side by sido on tho broad doorstop, looking. ? W0,tt , ' ns ,ni-ornWo "" two lost fjeeso in a hard hailstorm- o asked -why thoy were so sad in view of tho fact that tho sul I-t shono brightly and tho birds swayed on tho adjacent boughs. Alas!' thoy answered. "Wo liavd been making garden. Jloth of us aro somewhat absentminded, and after thinking it over wo foar that Samuella has plaiitnd tho liver pills and lloraco O lias taken tho sweet peas. However, wo aro not ubsolutoly suro 4 about it, and it is tho uncertainty thpt hurts." Kansas City Star. i |