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Show Marvels of Modern Surgery. Some reference td'tho marvels of 'surgery" remlnds'WlllIam Allen AVhlto of this: "At tho Mayo'tlinlc at Roches ter, Minn., all sorts of -gorgeous Hor float about concerning the wonderful things tho Mnyos can do with the knife. Ono story says that. Doctor W ' put a sheep's stomach in Doctor Churloy, who then turned around ana put a calf's liver in Doctor Will. One day, deponent was sitting In tho groat lobby of tho cllnlo reading and waiting, wait-ing, when a well-dressed, handsome woman Bitting next to us, touched our arm and asked, 'Do you know, sir, if it Is truo or not that tho colored doorkeeper door-keeper there has an elk's kidney in place of his own?' "We looked at tho big, handsome colored boy In uniform, and shook our head and replied: 'No, madam; I. cannot can-not say as to that Dut I know this for a fact: I have a Bull Mooso heart!' "Sho looked at our handsome chest in wondor and exclaimed: 'My! They can Jtst do anything, can't theyT' "They suro can, wo reflected." Kansas City Star. |