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Show Wifey and the Match. When wifey tries to IlKht n mutch, "I'Ih Jolly worth jour while To happen In he somewhere near Hut don't you dare lo smile, She clutche that poor little waif With KTlp of burnished steel. Then dances 'round, and 'round, nnd 'round, t'pon her slippered heel. Then svts her teeth shut light nnd close, And Rles her eyes a stiulnt AlonK that waiting, fmxlle stick As If the deuce were In't. She strikes It first upon the box, Then- on the kitchen floor; Thau pirouettes across the room And tries the cellar door. The parlor stove Is next In line, And then she tries her shoe. Then whispers, something 'neath her breath; And ttje xiilue l up to you. You Unlit, of couise, the lucifer With soud Inspiring swings. Then wifey sweetly smiles and says "Men uro such stupid things." -II. S. Uarnes. |