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Show Behind the Age. New clerk (anxious to show his shrewdness) Mr. Selifast, I have an idea. Put a little more lead Into your weights. Then jour customers will get overweight, and when tbey deal clscwhero they'll think other grocers are cheats. Yon can make up by adulterating tho goods) a little. GrocerThe Gro-cerThe goods are adulterated to tho utmost limit already. Now skip down cellar and bring up another lot of Maine herring for sardines, and n groBs or two of cottonseed oil for olive ol-ive New York Weekly. |