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Show PARKER'S FAVORITK POEM I (Alton B. Parker Is very for.ii of th . poetry of James Whltcotnb Itiley. Current Note.) Uncle David I3ennett Hills nt l'urker'3) house to stay. To holr him nx his fences nt. to tell lilm what to say; David says: "lie kecrful, now uu are u candidate, Or else they'll elt the beft oi you- thnt's Jest as sure us falf, t Now don't (nd any telegrams treatin further doubt. Or Itoo"i'velt 'II beat you, of j mi don't watcli 'Wuntt they was fi bandldnto 'at thought he had a chni.ee, If he'd tell the people Xtiut he lcw about lltuince; Went about th' country with a lioller nn' a whoop When the votes were counted he was underneath the noup Stick to what I tell you, or you ,1 amble up the Miout, Ker Itooaevelt 'II beat you. , er. you don't wntifli -.-. '-lt! "Wunst I wore a feather plume: 'I am a Deniociat,' Till a cj clone from th" west Jat blew away my hut-When hut-When they nst me whut I wjs. 1 on- swered cool un' cii'm, Willi another feather plume which read: 'I (Sues I Am.' Uet your life that David knows Jest what tie Is nbout An' Iloooevvlt "II beat you, of you , don't wateh - " i . out! "Best be putry kecrful how you tain nbout th' trusts If you want to roast one, better wait liTitll It busts. An th' MoncV question don't have xery much lo Ksy As to pltitycrats'-'lviiioinbBr Henry niiMsawayl Stick light to a whisper-, don't you never dnre to Bhout, Or Itoorevelt 'II bent you, ' -y, cf you "", don't watch s ' " 0Utl . " , I "Have yntu pitiu? tketl- " ,)0 keel'- ful what nrt wje'Sr-? Put on all th' ovcYMW an' look IllOJ 'county fair;' Take your little plunge Into the flmtsoli every day, Keep below the water when Wvc anything to sny, Mind jour Cncle D.ivld-hls suggestions never Mont For Roosevelt 'II bent vou. ni-' YOtT DON'T WATPH |