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Show Tiik Rki'um.icun has no deslie to Infringe- upon the right of Logan girls to chew gum. They have a perfect light to chew whatever they please and work overtime at it if they want to, but If we choose to give a few tig-ureson tig-ureson tlmcncigy lequiiedto chew gum continuously for a j ear, and the piobablo distance a dimpled chin covers cov-ers in thatycars' chewlng,surely theio can be no objection. In fact tho dear creatures ought to be glad to know. Most glrlshac small mouths.of course and giving them the benefit of the doubt, It may bo estimated that at each "chaw," the lower chin moves at least one-half Inch. At thirty chews a minute, sixty minutes an hour, and ten hours a day and threo hundred and sixty-five days in a year, her chin will have covered 52 miles. This Is a very conservative estimate, for a practiced prac-ticed chewor makes much better time than this and puts hi more hours. That energy expended in washing dishes would certainly clear up things after at least 100 meals and would do the family washing nineteen times. It would darn f80 pairs of stockings, "shoo" the chickens fiom tho gaiden 210 timcs.peel fourteen barrelsof potatoes, pota-toes, can thirty-six gallons of fruit, make six flower beds and twothousand biscuits of the regulation slc. Xot only this but it would take her to choir practice 100 times, would sew on 300 buttons, and milk Meows. This has all been figured nut definitely and the way to prove It to make a fow calculations cal-culations of your own the next timo you havo the opportunity of observing her ladyship doing her perpetual motion mo-tion stunt. |