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Show Getting Too Close Home. A Yorkshire socialist, who was once explaining to a friend tho principles of socialism, remarked that all possessions posses-sions should bo shnred equally. "If you had two horses," said tho friend, "would you give mo one?" "Of course." leplled tho socialist. "And If you had two cows would ou do the snme?" "Cf course I should." "Well, supposing now," said tho friend, slowly, slow-ly, ")ou had two pigs, would you glvo mo ono of them?" "Eh! Tha's gettln' owcr near home." said tho other shyly; shy-ly; "thn know 8 I'vo got two pigs." |