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Show GOME WISE nEMARK3. "Mind jour eye," as tho thread said to tho needle. "That's just my conviction," ns the burglar said when ho gut fivo years. "Drawn from llfo," Bald tho dentist a3 ho held up tho teeth for inspection. "Wo'll toss for It," snld tho bull when disputing a person's right In a field. "I couldn't stand tho strain," ns the man said when ho fled from a German band. "This Is n fitting opportunity," ns '.ho lady said when visiting her dress-"uker. dress-"uker. "It's hard to do young," walled tho maldon when appl)lng tho halrdyo to tor hair. "Wo'll drop the subject," ns tho king 1 inld when ho thruw ono of tho crow ncrbonrd. "Thnt was a shocking affair," said tho man after colliding with a "lho" tlcctrlc wire. "I feel run down," was tho rennrk of tho old woninii after tho ejelo had ?ono over her. "I can knock down n mnnslon at ono blow," ns tho auctioneer Bald when selling one. "It's n hard world," ns tho man, said when ho fell to tho ground from n six story building. "Thcro nro lots of m stories In this world," said tho sausage maker ns ho tied up tho ends. "This susponpo !s nvful," ns the horse thief snld when they hung hltn by thu heels to a tree. "Painting nnd decorating done hero," as tho joung liJy Bald when sho entered her boudoir. , "Things nro n hit mixed." purred tho kitten that had got entangled In a hall of wool It was playing with. "I mean to mnko n nnmo for myself,' my-self,' murmured tho mnn who forged another man's nnmo on n big check. "Misfortunes novcr como singly," said tho Be-vnnt as sho announced Miss Foittino nnd her two sisters. "I'll glvo you plenty of tlmo," Bald tho Judge, whon ho sentenced the prisoner to twenty-ono j ears' Imprls on in cut. |