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Show REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. A woman and her flguro aro soon laced. y i, r A great many pcoplo would bo good I If there wns a law against IL Pcoplo who havo colds In tho hoad seem to havo nothing clso there. , It mny pay to hlro n lawyer to get for jou what Isn't jours, but never to keop for jou what Is. A woman always thinks sho could tand her father In-law better If ho wasn't bo much like her husband. Thero Is nobody who enn bo so sen-tlmontal sen-tlmontal before ho is married as tho mau who Isn't going to bo afterward. When a girl gets the swimming crazu it Is a sign sho Is getting fat, whero It doesn't show any other way. After a mnn has been married two yenrs ho thinks thero isn't a chnlr In tho houso strong enough for his wlfo to Bit in his lap. A girl Is always sure nho Is having a good tlmo when two men ask her to go out and Bho goes with tho ono sho doesn't wtnt to go with to mako tho other ono mad. Somo women seem to think tholr ta husbands should pay thorn a reguIir'-J, Wl salary for running tholr houses, hut I tho troublo Is thoy don't leave them I any money to do It with. Now York I Press. I |