Logan Republican | 1913-06-10 | Page 6 | Well Fitted for the Post

Well Fitted for the Post. "So you think you would make a satisfactory valet for an old human wreck like myself, do you?" said the old soldier to tho applicant for tho position of body-servant "You know I hnvo a glass oyo, a wax arm, and a wooden leg that need to bo looked nfter, not to mention my falso tooth." Oh, that's all right, colonel," sold the applicant, cheerfully "I worked flvo years In tho assembling department depart-ment of tho motor-car works, nnd there Isn't n machine on tho mnrkot thnt I can't tnko apart and put together to-gether again with my oyes shut."