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Show A Bridal Departure. A sight to make a bachelor turn with loathing from matrimony was the departure de-parture of Dr. and Mrs. Thomas from the station Thursday. Rice rained copiously co-piously upon them and oozed from overy pore of their clothes. Their anatomy was bruised by the close and unpleasant Impact of several pairs of old shoes, and wherever a white satin ribbon could be tied, It softly murmured mur-mured of wedding bliss. No wonder sensible people elope or pray that heaven may deliver them at such moments mo-ments from the ministrations of their -i friends and relatives. |