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Show Mildly Harmful. "Such an article." said Dr. II. P. Judson, tho new head of tho "University "Univer-sity of Chicago, In declining a rather unusual Interview, "would not only bo futile, but even, In a mild wny, harmful. harm-ful. "It would be Ilka tho work of the cat ef til housekeeper. "There wus an old genernl who had brought home rrom the war n splendid splen-did flag a flag all torn with bullets, faded with llcrco suns and stained with tho dust nnd blood of battle. This superb tiophy hung over tho mantel In his llbrniy. "Well, one unlucky day he engaged a new housekeeper, nnd tho next week missed his Hag. Ho rang at once. "Whero is that Hog of mine?' ho said, pointing anxiously to the empty space on tho wall. "I hnvo been woiklng' on It, sir,' tho housekeeper answered. Tvo washed It thoionghly and sowed up nil tho lents and darned all the holes, and when I bring it back to you, sir, I'm snro you'll say It looks aulto a& ?ood as new." " |