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Show Kindling Wood ns Diet. John Maglnn, a well-cducaten Loa doner, has fjono Americans ono bet ter. Among our list of raw foods anl health foods aro messes that oloselj resemble excelsior In tasje and food value, but It was left to tho above-named above-named crank to discover that wood, ordinary kindling wood, is an excellent excel-lent food and raedlclno. Maglnn chews bits ot wood ns any ordinary sano bolng would chew n dellclouB bit of tenderloin, and ho hypnotizes himself him-self into believing that It Is superior to tho best brown bread In flavor. Unfortunately, the doctors stopped tho fool, as It was evident that ho was slowly committing suicide. It would havo been better If he had been allowed to go on, so that his ultimate death might servo as a warning.-Health. |