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Show LOOKS ON THE DRIGHT 3IDE. One Old Maid Not Willing to Admit Lot a Sad One. First However dreary the outlook, as you wait for Prince Charming to show up, it Is infinitely pleasantcr than somo find It who sit up waiting for their husbands to como home! Second As you read tho divorco cases, and the stories of deserted Wives and mothers, throw envy to the winds and bo glad that you missed thoso mercies, anyway, as well as whatever led to theso culminations. Third A happy old maid is easily possible, as Is an unhappy Mrs. Fourth He cheerful over tho fact that no man is afraid to bo agreeable to you becatiRo of your jealous husband hus-band and enjoy all the attentions that como your way, from men, nnd women, too. Fifth If you feel a lilt lonely now and then, look about among tho "ell-glblos" "ell-glblos" of your aciiualntanco and seo how many (or how few) of them nil you would lie willing to pour breakfast break-fast coffee with conversation for 305 times a year. Sixth ltejolco and bo exceeding glad that theie Is no 0110 to smooth his locks wltli your sldecomh becauso ho doesn't "l.now what tho has become" of bis military brushes. Seventh Take all tho comfort you can In the thought that on "bargain day" you d- 1't have to get homo nt a certain hour or minute on pain of a refrigerating process If your husband's hus-band's dinner Is late1. Eighth Ho glad, too, that when you go to the link for a new supply of tho "needful" you are not obliged to explain why you need it or what you did with thai "last month's five dollars." dol-lars." Not all men "cough up" as readily us the cashier docs. N'Inth Itcniember with gratiti.-ln that "It Is i.over too lato to mend," nor to marry, nnd bo sure to ket your inoudiig (or marriage) basket over In view of tho man ,whoso capture cap-ture will ma'.o you eternally happy. Tenth "If at first you don't succeed," suc-ceed," don't nlvo up tlto ship, but wisely deny defeat and do somo moro until you nuke the lucky ruu which will enable you to chooio whether you will have "I early beloved wlfo of " canon on your tombstone, or merely "Miss." X. Y. Herald. |