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Show UNLUCKY ON HIS BIRTHDAY. Few Things Left to Happen In the Chapter of Accidents. Ho wns a sad looking Btranger, and ns ho leaned ngnlnst u lamppost ho said to a policeman: "It is strnugo bow unlucky some dnys are." "It is curious. Anything had hap' pened to you to-day?" asked tho policeman. police-man. "Well," replied tho, stranger, "It stnrted with my finding my watcji stopped; then my razor slipped, and my chin well, Just look nt It; then, at breakfast, my son spilled hot milk down my sleeve; after that, as I was rushing up tho steps to tho station, n fellow trod on my umbrella and broke tho top off, and I lost my train through talking to him, nnd" Hut hero n water cart camo quickly around tho corner nnd drenched tho atrnnger from tho kneo downward. Hu gazed around him with a sickly smile, Hid remarked: "Thero! What did I tell you? I don't caro n straw about what hai happened up to now. What worries mo Is, what on earth will happen next?" Answers. |