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Show HAO TO HAVE IT. Two conalescent patients at the city hospital wero seated on a bench in the grounds enjoying tho sunshine, sun-shine, says tho Indianapolis Star. One, smoking a cigar with great apparent ap-parent relish, was an Irishman. "A man can wasto a good deal of money in a yeaiv on tobacco," 6aid tho other. "Oi spend about forty dollars a year," said tho Irishman, "an' it's not washtcd. I must hao it." "Suppose hen you die and go to purgatory, what will you do for it?" "Oh," "wax 'he answer, "Oi'll ask to be put, in a waard where I may have mo jtobnecy." |