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Show Cheap 8ubitltute for Lead. Tho "lead" of a very cheap poncll In oUon nothing but colco. FORTLATE8. THE LAW OF COMPENSATION. Bridget had boon going out n great deal, and her husband, Mike, was disploased. "Bridget, where do yo spend yer toime nights? Yo'ro out iv'ry nu-nin' fur two weeks," ho said. "Shut up, Mike! I'm gettiu' an edication," sho unswered. "Aii' phwat nre yo lenrnin'?" said her indignant husband. "Why, to-nightwe learned nbout the laws of compensation.'.' "Compensation," said Michael. . "What's that?'" 1(- "Why, I can't explain ; but fur in- W stance, if the itnbe of smell is poor, I tho sense of tlmsto is all the sharper, I and if ycz nre blind, ye can hear all 1 the better." I "Ah, ye," said Mike thoughtful- I ly. "I see it's loike this, l'ur in- I stance, if a man is born wid wan leg I shorter than the other, the oilier is I longer "--Sunda Magazine. I |