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Show AnotlicrParody Mary had n little brute as fat as it could waddle, nn every where that Mnry'd scoot, this little pup would toddle. It tagged her down the street ono day cloio up behind her buggy. Oh I how it loved to run away, this naughty little ptippy. 'Turns always doing something wrong when .Mary turned her back, and nil tho time ho longed to walk tho railroad track. One day when Mary was at Church this frisky little scamp thought he would leave Iter in tho lurclf, and go and play thu tram). SodowtiuponthetieM.hu trod, the ones tho poor tramim use, till on tho track ho squats, and drom Intoasuoore. lie fust asleep, did not ubtervi. ah, and indied the slnn tho font cxprcm enmo lonud the curve the istventup to glory. There came along tlm lmtcher man, who once had loved that pup mid with n brush and big dust pun ho swept that poor dog un. Next Wednesday Mary g"t him bick ho did not look the same , ho would not conic when she called "Jack" bologna was his naiup. Two Pretty Girio in a Pnutcament. Tho story Is told by tno Davenport Democrat of two piolty ltock Ishmd gills who drovu up to M-.'lno and undertook under-took to water their hurie. They didn't know Iiqw to cetlhjwaniumUsu.hlib nritifaaBySrar llDfy couldn't Add thOMcrutlo tho bar-ni-BS The liought was loo heavy for tlieui to lift up lo the horse's head, so they liftid tho u-ar end of tho buggy op, expecting that would tip tho horo dpwn, so that ho could reach the trough. A man came along and helped them out of the difficulty and then went mid told nliout it. |