Show A v W BRIGHT INSECTS ED HAD a weeks vacation and T TED went to the country for the first time tim e it was the month for lightning bugs and mosquitoes in two days ted was home again wrong he was asked why are you back so soon ill IH tell you replied ted its bad enough to have to put up with ordinary mosquitoes squi toes but when they start carrying lanterns to io hunt you then lt icv time to get out cut professional ADVICE two friends met on the street after not having seen each other for or some time one of 0 them was using crutches dellol Hel lol said the other man the matter with you streetcar street car ear accident ident said the man on crutches when didat happen oh about six weeks ago and you still have to use crutches well my doctor says I 1 could got get along without them but my lawyer says I 1 cant out ot danser Danger mr newlywed darling today I 1 insured my life tor for so you will always be provided for mrs newlywed hosy clever cleve r of you dear now you wont have hake to go to that old doctor anymore to short cut pastor mr grump I 1 have come at the request of your neighbors they wish me to hel help pyou you get the profanity out of your life mr grump well sir let me tell you that the quickest wa way to do that isto Is to help me get rid of my wife 01 hard to hit myrt did you try those moth dalls balls I 1 recommended marge 1 I sure did but I 1 think aneed I 1 need to take target practice I 1 spent the whole evening firing those things and I 1 down a solitary moth painful reminder jealous wife every time you see a pretty girl you forget that youre married patient husband on the con try my dear there Is nothing that makes me more aware of it all right with him parent my boy if you ever hopeton hope to marry my daughter better stop taking her to night clubs suitor im grateful to have you say so sir fir perhaps you could persuade her to see it your way EASY TO PLEASE 1 1410 vv LOVE MV Z 11 I 1 Z A we had quite a prominent actor as a guest at our house the other evening graciously you find it hard to entertain him oh na no we just handed him a bunch of photographs and a number of his own was among them he amused himself for hours well lvell grounded husband id like to know if U I 1 have i grounds for divorce adviser are you married husband I 1 certainly e an adviser 11 well ell then theres no doubton doubt of it ii you have ave 1 age of chivalry tilt its obvious that im growing old sighed the lady the conductor never helps me onto the aus bus ly aay more |