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sew on EL a button for me before you go out oui his new wife the cook may possibly do it for you but please be bear a r in mind you married a typewriter not a sewing machine life sentence the marquis of apropos of the long sentence of 0 foulke B brandt said at a dinner in new york it reminds me of an incident nf in london A certain peer drove in a taxi cab to westminister West minister and when he go got t out gave the driver a ve very r y s small in all tip the driver arvei mistook him fora member of the hou house se of commons and snarled 1 I hope you get turned out next election and dont never get in again dont worry my friend said the peer as aa he set off for the house of lords dont don t worry im in info for lif life e 1 |