| Show RATHER UNUSUAL occurrence from his hie action kie he must have been under the weather richard hording harding davis during hla his atlantic city honeymoon said at A fish luncheon 1 I confess that barp I 1 am not with the iho modern mod ern trond of notion tion the newest fiction to Is nasty it leaves a bad taste in the mouth it la Is full ot of double on entendre nice the parlor maids aulds remark renn uk A gentleman camo came down to break fast one morning with bloodshot eyes ile ho drank eight glasses of ice water hurrier hurriedly lly then ho he muttered hoarse ly ayi to the pretty parlor maid tell me adole adele did I 1 reach home last night iery much under tho the weather M indeed you did sir air the maid ro re plied why sir air you kissed the limit of gall john W conley business agent tot foi the abo boston bartenders union Is repeating a story told by one ol of the members of his ocal local which he be i says ays shows tho limit of pure unadulterated nervo nerve it seems that a thirsty individual strolled into the wet goods emporium where this particular bari bartender i pres presided eded and asked for a beer after his glass was wag filled he wald said take one yourself the bartender drew one and the tha two drank now said he of the thirst ill match you to seo who pays lend mo a eoln coin to match with amazed at the gall of the party tho the bartender complied compiled with his request and down he slapped them on the po counter unter one was a head and the other was a tall you say you were matching me asked the mixer of liquids naw replied tho the nervy P party arty as he strolled toward boward the door you are matchan match ln lal me an lost 10 boston traveler he knew knew his business busine so the elderly woman was walking along with a young woman evidently her daughter and a young man A newsboy persistently asked the young man to buy a paper own and buy ono one I 1 want wani to sell out and git home to ray my maw bawl mawl ashes b Ther herself self 11 the bok b oy hung on until ho he was dismissed by a nega negative tivo nod then approached he the elderly woman you buy we oxie ho he said no I 1 cant read said the woman with a smile im a german I 1 the young man was approached again you alq ao 7 buy one you kin hin read it to her no my eyes aro are bad I 1 cant see eee very well but the newsboy was ivas determined to make inake a sale well buy one for your girl indicating tho the younger woman ashes eyell eyes and n needless eed lass to say ho he made tho the sale indianapolis news impoliteness of curiosity the goose had been carved and everybody had tasted it etwas ex sell client the negro minister who was tho the guest of honor could not restrain his bis enthusiasm dats as fino a goose as aa I 1 ever seen been williams he said ao his host whar did you git ailt such a one eno goose well now babson son replied the carver of tho the goose exhibiting great graat dignity and reticence when you preaches a good sermon I 1 never axes you whar you got it I 1 hopes bopes you will show chow me mb do de samo same consideration popular magazine quotations cut out 1 I note that you never use any more quotations from tho the classics no replied senator sorghum 1 I try to remain free freb from professional jealousy dut but it became a little irritating to find the quotations getting all tho the applause app lauBe washington star answered the description an indianapolis man came to cleveland a few months ago hoping to set the tha hoga afire his match went out and ho he tried tiled to promote a corn com pany he tailed failed at this and applied for a job in a store they rit have him there and then he gat homesick so he went to one of his former friends who is a railway mas mag nate 1 I want to go home cap ho he eaul eadd and aad I 1 any money cau can you slip me a pass sir said the magnate iwo we give passes to nobody dyll I 1 1 I know it said eald our hero with a wan smile and I 1 have been in cleveland just long enough to know thai im the follow you give passes to im nobody he got a pass Cl cleveland oveland plain dealer A 0 booming country an immigrant was coming ove from ellis ell la island on the ferryboat ferry boat ns ail ae the sunset gun was discharged chott he inquired ot of his hl friend rather alar alarmed nied oh ob sunset was tho the reply IV B th powers it must be a greal country where the sun aun goes dowa docu with such a flop as ho he exclaimed |
