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thelber the her lher abit where Is he mr asvitt lies hes the barten d what wilburn missed their laughing eyes eieg and gleaming curla curio we dearly like to note alas there were no chorus girls alien wh en shakespeare lived and wrote how doctor helped lawyer 0 al men play into one an others hands handi what do you mean by that it A doctor charged for advising me to get right out into the country tand and while there in order to kill time I 1 made love to a rural maiden and now im paying a 0 lawyer to defend me in a breach of promise case satire I 1 ready to oblige little james while at a neighbors was given a piece of bread and butter and politely said thank you right james said the lady 1 I like to hear little boys say thank you well rejoined james it you want to hear bear me say it again you might put sonic jam on it in gay new york uncle ben had just returned from his first visit to the metropolis howd you like illie the city inquired the loungers at the corner grocery fust rate replied uncle ben ony only theas so many men pearln uniforms at everybody looked like either band boys or er A time for silence it if a woman Is 18 young and beautiful what more should she want perhaps she want anything more but if you any money in your pockets packets dont ask aak her A BACHELOR illy 4 P lit mrs henpeck atis your brother charlie joined the dont worry club 1 mr air henpeck ifie he eligible mrs henpeck why not mr ar henpeck ile ho married yet |