Show ra M CJ ar 1 OD A A suggestion the retailer stopped one ot of hla his old cst ost customers on tho the street 11 1 I want to speak to you ho he began go ahead and see it if I 1 care youve got to caro care this bill of yours youra has boon been running it long time now poor how can you be so ao cruel as to lot it run a long time well what aro are you going to do with it tm going to make you a suggestion if that bill has been running for ftfe long as aa you bay aay it has give it a rest eat lot let it stand for a month or two iwo influence of clothes ho did you ever observe what a difference clothes make on ones igind now whon when I 1 am tn my riding togs im all horse when I 1 have on my business suit my minds full of bustness business when I 1 get into my evening dress my mind takes a purely social kurn 11 bhe and I 1 suppose that when you lake ake a bath your minds an utter ank blank stray stories WELL NAMED she do you cottee that lord lard do broke culls calls miss to whom Ws hes engaged my subby ho yes I 1 suppose he bemoans means in no hurry im next said bald the lanky man in iello shop chop but you can have my turn good of you gratefully responded tho the last comer but you will have bavo to watt wait an hour or moro more before you got get in the chair 1 I wish it was six hours theres a chap on tho the othor side of the street with a bill waiting for me to come put out flirting with fame why do you insist on nibbling around that hook said bald tho the wibo fish you know tho the danger yes replied tho the little follow fellow but wo we all have bavo a certain appetite for glory I 1 am willing to take a chance for tho the sako sake of being described to that nans friends as the big hah that got KWAY live long day and night ile iio sought fresh air his grave in the corner there A bit radical it steins to mo me that mrs haggson la Is inclined to go too tar far in her demand for womans comans rights she bho does seem scorn a bit radical 1 I heard say the other day that oho ho would never bo be satisfied until the word patriot had become obsolete and matr mut lot riot had taken its place the first A little boy who was evidently attending sunday school tor for the first time listened with much interest to the questions that were asked by the teacher and answered by the pupils FIr finally rally he was asked who were the first man and woman roro anT punch and judy ho he confidently replied anything may happen what are you sniffling at 1 I 1 see hero here a report that a child kas as born with a full set of teeth well how do such impossible reports bitet at abroad do not bo too incredulous strange things inga happen seems to me that I 1 kave heard a report that a boston hild was once born bom with eyeglasses very careful 1 I understand she plays playa it a very careful gamo gama of bridge careful Is in the word just good to keep her husband interest kl id and not quite good bough enough nough to beat ax THOUGHT TOO MUCH Tomp kille your wife seems seema to be a very thoughtful woman thompson Thomp Bon sho Is she thinks all kinds of things it if I 1 happen to bo be out late AN EYE ON THE MAIN CHANCE and what my dear boy asked tho the minister do you intend to do when you grow up A farmer sir air very good indeed to supply the tha natural food most moat good and you turning to the second please sir air a schoolmaster even better filling the mind of tho the rising generation with mental food yes oven even better and you turning to the third A preacher air tho the best beat of all my dear little boy for filling the soul boul with spiritual food Is far worthier than either filling the mind or body and why do you wish to become a minister cos wo we always have duck for dinner when the parson comes replied tho the boy took too much A very doleful case aloft he hoped to escape from pain and so he took some laughing gas gaj cut but never smiled again well satisfied Bliff cliffers ers buncom Is a self mado made man ho he liffers yes What mada made you think so barters he seems scorns to bo be so BO well sa satisfied with the JA SUNBURNED sho she ohl belles a shirt waist girl lle lie but she wears a coat of tan A preference mrs Stough tone says she always sleeps on her front porch does she I 1 prefer m my y right side aide deduction 1 I wonder what tho the slender young woman works at says the man with the vibrant ears she must be a school teacher answered the man with the deep set eyes 1 I overheard her say th that at ahe tans tana very quickly judges library A new industry Indu atry now that so BO many automobiles are passing your house said tho the visitor 1 I should think you would keap your hens shut up said the farmer and cut off my greatest income judges library doing something say bay john our calf any bettor better their anything we could do till the vet vat comes well there are two powders left that the doctor gave tommie for the measles lets try those FIlo gende beaetter Dla Bla etter not he who thinks the world all right when fash begin to bite will never vex his heart about the th money raut mart |