| Show CON CONCENTRATES CEN FROM SUMMER lER SURVEY Palace of Canned Drama Hear the Boys Quartet To To- night There was no electric light plant in communication with the above expression nor 1101 was the same incrusted with flaming flaming- stars stars yet the discriminating theatre public of Pioche knew that the manager of canned drama had a real sensation to expose The expose was per discriminator although after ater squandering the price there was no particular discrimination between the roost and the All the seats eats yv were vere ere upholstered in wo wood d and cushioned with ith slivers As the pal palace ce was dark through most of the selections very few d decorations were in evidence During the thet t tense nse moments of the drama you could feel feela a a few decorations investigating your anat anat- o omy oiny ny Mac Moffet classified them technically technical technical- ly Iy as seam squirrels Commonly they are called called but but that would spoil the effects of the music whose sweet strains emanated f from om a piano which was probably tuned last about the close of the Spanish war Those moving pictures were on the same theatrical circuit it as Sandy and VV Woods Cross r ss and played to big business in those cities for tw two solid nights about six years ago Speaking of age those films were kids when th the aforementioned piano took the prize for race anti-race suicide in the music factory The evenings evening's program consisted of three or four spasms with a few quiet mol mo- mo ments l of college yells and close harmony The climax arrived during the illustrated I ballads possibly better termed irrigated ballads At any rate by the end of the first verse verse dew began to gather in the audience and by the end of the final chorus chorus' a general general general gen gen- eral downpour of sorrow was felt It i is only justice to state that this excessive suffering suffering suffer suffer- ing was due to the exquisite manner of ot rendition by the quartet All the latest hits were sung including Down on the Farm Blue Bell and Just Some One The same c same red cows cow's cows were browsing by the heartbroken heartbroken heart hear broken country maiden in the illustrations of Down on the F Farm rm as in Blue Bell The repetition was certainly pathetic Sometimes Sometimes Some Some- times the drama became becam kinked linked On those occasions the manager invited the vast vast ast aud audience ence to adjourn until the following week when positively a different and very lat latest st sensation would be exposed including including ding d- d ing that now famous Boys Quartet After the canned performance ance kinked and otherwise the fair sex would rush over and occupy th the five sto stools ls in the drug store tore and enjoy canne canned milk ice cream while listel us lis lis listening tel telling ng to canned music music That phonograph had probably taken nourishment about the same same date as the pia piano lo Tow Now a person might become naturalized naturalize l' l r oil on most anost of the Pioche beverages but it would surely take several shifts to get acclimatized ac ac- ac- ac acclimatized t. t liI tz d on cal canned n d milk i ice cream 1 The h ht t i. i most aggravating sound about the camp was a cow-bell cow on a goat belonging to the miners' miners union Outside the green pastures and contented cows in the illustrated songs the goat was the nearest approach to milk in m Lincoln county and it was also just as aswell aswell aswell well to have a few tombstones in line between between between be be- tween yourself yourself and the goat SNAG o 0 |
