Show i j 1 F cy i. i l rr f 1 1 V 1 LI I D RIDES M Ml W h l 7 c To rich get-rich quick with reckless s haste We risk our little store To wise get-wise quick we cram the young With fifty kinds of lore To strong get-strong quick we strain and pull And sawdust food we pick Until it seems we moderns need needA A scheme to get slow slow Life L' L V tY One of the stories which General Miles the well-known well officer who was lately at the head of the United States Army is fond of relating is about a stranger who intruded in inthe inthe inthe the conversation between a group in a Chicago hotel when the general was present The intruder had rather a magnetic magnetic magnetic mag mag- personality and he was listened listened listened lis lis- to with attention as he said Yes I was in the midst of it at Santiago Were the Spaniards good fighters fight fight- ers was queried Rather But I took five of them unaided unaided officers officers too too too-in in Cuba and two more in Porto Rico Feeling that he was in the company company company com com- pany of one of the unmentioned heroes of the Spanish War General Miles queried May I ask who you are Yes indeed Im I'm a And while Miles l was recovering from the unexpected reply he rat rat- j r I tIed on And I took you too in Porto Rico Tit Tit Bits Pa Papa Tommy Papa Tommy a you eat so much Everybody will be calling you a little glutton Do you know what that is Tommy I I suppose its it's a big gluttons glutton's little boy Philadel Philadelphia hia Ledger Miss l Finch Why Finch Why Mr Moss youve you've eaten all the bird seed Mr Moss Bless Moss Bless me I thought it was a new breakfast food Ex A young lady went into a well- well known establishment a few days ago and said to the walker shop-walker Do you keep stationery No miss replied the shop shop- walker if I did I should lose my job Tit Tit Bits Mrs Church Church Do Do you enjoy going to the theatre Mrs Gotham No No I cans can's say that I do the cars are so frightfully crowded dont don't you know But I always enjoy it after I get there Yonkers Statesman Teacher Patrick which is right either or ither Pat its it's ather Favorite recitation at Scofield since the militia went there Strike till the last armed foe expires expires expires ex ex- pires j |