Show COLLEGE WOMEN ENTERTAIN THE FACULTY Promptly at half past three last Friday the faculty dismissed its classes with more than usual alacrity alacrity alacrity alac alac- rity made a dash for the basement where it dabbled its fingers in the promiscuous wash-bowl wash flicked the dust chalk-dust from its coat collar twisted twist twist- ed its moustache telephoned for its wife and at 4 p. p m. m a neat and learned throng it presented itself at atthe atthe atthe the door of the College Women's room For many it was the first look into the holy of holies of the U. U of U. U Indeed many of the engineering engineering engineering en en- faculty Beckstrand forming forming forming form form- ing however a notable exception had never heard of the existence of the college e woman so slight a role does das ewig play in the stern ranks of the engineers Lured however by chocolate fumes and the desire to study this new feminine feminine feminine femi femi- nine species the college girl they came flocking to view the wonder abandoning test tubes and engin engines s. s The authority which doth clothe a schoolmaster was now exchanged for the social smirk Welcomed by bythe bythe bythe the beaming intellectual face of the president of the club club so so glad to see teacher you know the know the erudite conservators of passed along the receiving line warmly greeting familiar faces and energetically energetically energetically ener ener- shaking new hands When th the faculty had recovered from its sudden plunge into the boudoir it began to look about In one corner of the room the most exclusive of the college women was sitting in solitary fashionable state regaling Old Faithful with a cup of choco choco- late From two other corners of the room and from the center these charming college women flanked by cake whipped cream and chocol chocolate chocolate chocolate choco choco- late were clamorously calling to l teacher to come and taste their wares Nothing loath the faculty went and proceeded to dispose of numberless numberless numberless num num- berless cups of the rich velvety bev bev- Between cups the girls with the tact of Madame de deftly deftly deftly deft deft- ly turned the conversation to the subject of their studies and the shop came to the fore With characteristic characteristic characteristic character character- pedagogical readiness to talk shop the faculty responded Ancient and modern languages snapped and sizzled in one corner calm Milton spoke to the masses in another History History His lIis- tory philosophy and theme writing all tried to put in a word and in the glorious hubbub Poly-con's Poly remarks on strikes and trusts were completely complete complete- ly effaced though the girl to whom they were addressed smiled and said she thought they were just lovely At length jaw tired and sated with chocolate the faculty withdrew warmly pressing the hands of its entertainers and declaring declaring declaring ing that never had it been so delightfully delightfully delightfully de de- entertained As the last member was bowed out by the president president president pres pres- ident a pert miss remarked to her mates Well girls give a man enough to eat and let him talk and he is happy so I guess the faculty had a good time which goes to prove that the college women know a thing or two outside of books |