Show j i h COLL m t ORLD S I EXCHANGES if oJ r. r The new Greek theater at the University of California is destined to have a wider field of usefulness than even its original promoters guessed The sphere which it will hold in the future will be more an approach to the national theater than anything else that has ever ever been broached in America On the classic stage at Berkeley will be presented from time to time the best dramatic and musical productions the world has to offer and these performances will be presented by means of an endowment toward which the University is already working It is planned to make the classic theater the center for the highest expression of art and some of the most important dramatic re revivals revivals re- re revivals that the State has ever wit wit- You seem to be in a hurry i What's in the wind now My straw hat Ex t t Teacher of Physics turning a machine Now machine Now you see this is turned by a crank The class smiled Ex t 1 7 Von Ret and Vite Calf mit its t two behind legs vas he lie was wasa wast t a she calf Aney potty dot t Dot calf home pay me five f Hans Hog J Tree Mile Behind de f t l I IL B Bears ears C Creek ree k F Ex I 4 f f hf h f fI I. I Beer makes some people fat and others lean lean against against something Ex About 53 m men are trying for places on the Harvard Crimson Harvard's daily paper The whole of your life will be spent in your own society and only the educated man is good company Ex There was a fair maid of Siam Who said to her lover Oh Priam You may kiss me of course But youve you've got to use force And God knows youre you're stronger than I am The Cornell eds Co-eds may take their place beside the Ann Harbor Sophomores in devising unique restrictions restrictions restrictions re re- re- re on Freshmen liberties According to recent information the lady students have decreed that no freshman girl shall receive gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gen gen- callers or be attended by gentlemen escorts winded Long-winded Lover Lover Ali Ah me me inel and how can I show you all I have within my heart for you She desperately bored Cut it out Yale Yale Record Another tragedy said the cynic a as shrill shrieks rose from the ruined cistern I suppose there is isa isa isa a woman at the bottom of it i tJ il J I Members of the faculty at Cornell Cornell Cornell Cor Cor- nell are pensioned at 1500 per year after they reach the age of 70 This year four professors will be retired under this rule At the recent game between Yale and Princeton the gate receipts amounted to The expenses were leaving each for the athletic associations of the two institutions In some of the German universities ties students in chemistry and physics physics physics phys phys- ics are required to take out life in in- There was a grass widow quite proper Who was formerly married to Hopper Hopper Hopper Hop Hop- per But he got a divorce As a matter of course And the grass widows widow's now a grass- grass Hopper Ex The University of California will have a small display at the St. St Louis Worlds World's Fair but Stanford has refused to place exhibits because because because be be- cause it is against the policy of the institution to advertise the University University University sity in any way As a joke I called her a lemon nice And said Id I'd be the squeezer But soon felt more like lemon ice And she she she-she she was the freezer t Ex The Exchange column of the Wabash is excellent yet we have one criticism to make Ex has been omitted after several of the articles Weary Weary Im Im afraid Ill I'll injure my teeth if I eat this pie Kind Lady Lady Ill Ill have you understand understand understand un un- sir that I made pies before before before be be- fore you were born Weary Weary This This must be one of them Ex Harvard is erecting a stadium on the athletic field which will seat a 1 people Tomorrow is the reef that has wrecked many a students student's ship Ex She Well She Well you boys are the limit F H He No He No No we are the variables and you girls are the limit we in intend intend intend in- in tend to approach approach Ex t f It is alleged that the telephone in Paris have discovered that French is much easier understood understood understood under under- stood over the telephone than Eng Eng- lish In telephoning between Paris and London during a storm a conversation conversation conversation con con- r f in English is impossible but French is easily understood because because because be be- cause it has so many sibilant sounds and unequally accented syllables Ex Et |