Show f l j. j s tJ AS TOLD B BY LETTERS iJ 1 Letter to Miss l Edith Branson f j- j f My l Dear Edith Just Edith Just a line to let you know that I have given givena a letter of introduction to a Mr l John Edwards to take to you He Heis Heis I is an exceedingly fine young voting man rather staid serious and gi given en ento to deep thinking on social questions in fact just the opposite to you Dont Don't shock him with your frivolity but try to be dignified for once Yours in a hurry MARY l Postal to Mary l Fischer Thanks awfully for warning but but never neve fear Ill I'll be a paragon para I gon of all Puritan virtues Lovingly EDITH h Letter to Miss Mary l Fischer My lUy Dear Mary Mary Mary-He He came caine he lie saw he co conquered 1 Your Mr Edwards is certainly great 1 I put on my primmest manner my plainest clothes and talked or rather tried to on social and political cal questions Think hink of it Mary l 1 But y you tl cant Anyway he seemed very much impressed and asked to come again But I dont don't know what Ill I'll do next time as I exhausted all my serious senous subjects last time But never mind clear dear old Puritan I wont won't d disgrace you Yours as ever ED EDITH ITH Letter to Miss l Edith Branson Dear Edith What Edith What have you done 1 Didn't you know that he heI heis heis I is an authority on the social conditions of the time Dont Don't try it again ain but be frivolous by all means its it's safer for you MARY Letter to Miss Mary Fischer Dearest Mary Mary Calm Calm your tro troubled troubled feelings feelings my dear as I haven't since haven't-since since the first memorable able time time discussed discussed anything pertaining pertaining per per- to social or political affairs In fact Ive I've been frivolous a as you recommended Light opera dances chafing dish parties partie etc Could you wish anything better Yours in frivolity ED Letter to Miss l Mary l Fischer My l Own OW l Dearest Mary l Why Mary Why Mr Edwards isn't serious at atall all IU He loves light opera dotes on my chafing dish concoctions a and acid andis d dis is a beautiful dancer 1 All the girls are crazy over John John Mr Edwards Edwards Ed Ed- wards I mean and mean and so hes he's having a fine time Oh yes he thinks you arc are such a fine sensible girl Lovingly ED J Letter to Miss l Edith Branson t Dear Edith Edith Of Of course he thinks I Im I'm sensible because I know v something about his work cant can't cook on a chafing dish and seldom seldom sel sel- do dom n go to light But be careful opera Ed dont don't lead him on as you have others he heis is too fine for that Yours truly M MARY RY Letter to Miss Mary l Fischer My l Own OWl Dearest Too Mary-Too late for your warning Ive I've II been caught in In my own net this time but Im I'm not alone Wont Won't you please be a darling and be my bridesmaid J. J No Now w dont don't on t say ay no as John wants you too The wedding is to be very quiet quiet just just think of that for me nie and I-and and is set for the fifteenth of next month Now dont don't say that you wont won't come I Billy Dilly is to be best man I know you think hes he's too much of a society man and I want to see the effect you have on him him hinl attract etc so so please please come Yours with all kinds of love ED |