Show f SOME GREAT NEWS Instructor Driggs Tells All His Friends of the Momentous Event It It Is Celebrated By the Faculty The faculty all knew it The students all knew it Everybody knew it on Monday Ive got some big news for you this week eek said Mr Driggs with an extraordinary extraordinary extraordinary extra extra- ordinary expression on his face the face the first expression of its kind that Mr Driggs has ever been capable of displaying in his life The editor whirled on his chair in an of expectation as flash heads and good stories for leaders danced before before before be be- fore his vision Yes Ive I've got some big news for you this time A big bouncing rolling-fat rolling fine beautiful superb J Jerusalem interrupted the editor we have a dictionary of our own here t tell ll us the story A fine beautiful beautiful beautiful beau beau- big bouncing rolling-fat rolling superb continued Mr Driggs with that extraordinary expression in the eye and around the mouth superb fine ten- ten pound boy baby-boy Great Ce Ceasar sar exclaimed the editor as he leaned back on the hind legs of his chair when Mr Driggs had left the theoffice theoffice office what a disappointment Those things happen every day in the week THE FACULTY CELEBRATES The faculty's having a gay time up there said a member of the staff Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- day afternoon as he entered the Chronicle Chroni Chroni- cle office Yes he continued it sounds as if they were having a fudge party up there instead of a faculty meeting Keep your ears open Pete was the edit editors editor's rs r's only reply Order order gentlemen order order order order or or- der and the president hammered the desk with a broad smile on his face Or leSk der gentlemen order A gentleman wishes to speak As the chattering and laughter died down the voice of Professor Coray was heard coming out of one corner and his blushing face was seen with an extraordinary extraordinary extraordinary smile such as had not been seen for fora a about bout two years Gee something interesting interesting interesting inter inter- esting must have happened He must have some good story to tell tell some some rich practical joke to relate Everybody was silent and the oranges were resting Gentlemen he said and the smile grew broader and the blush became deeper if the little new-comer new at the home of Mr Driggs deserves so many wishes well-wishes as expressed here to-day to and if Mr Driggs deserves all the congratulatory congratulatory congratulatory speeches heaped upon him by his laborers co-laborers and all this because of a BOY how much more do I and mine deserve since with me it has been beena a GIRL There was a pandemonium of laughter repartee and orange juice And continued Professor Coray when silence reigned again if Mr Driggs has brought you ONE basket of oranges on account of a BOY surely I ought to bring you TWO baskets on on account of a girl Mr President Mr 1 President 1 exclaimed exclaimed exclaimed ex ex- claimed some one amid the noise I move you that we accept the offer of two baskets baskets baskets bas bas- of oranges from Professor Coray Second the motion screamed every voice All that are in favor of accepting two baskets of oranges from Professor Coray Coray Coray Co- Co said the will please ase ray president say aye Aye Aye roared the laughter All opposed say no Tombstone silence The offer is accepted said the president president president dent with a smile the professor may brin bring his oranges at the next reg regular lar meeting of the faculty |