Show t c j AND 3 J g v vOh Oh vacation where art thou Where oh where is our base-ball base team By the way can some one tell us why Miss B B. B is so interested in botany Sprague and Hall are taking a course in Organic Analysis under Prof Merrill Mr Defreeze Defreez Supt of the Uintah County schools made us a call last Monday Read the ad of the Paris Steam hand Laundry on back page It may interest you Among our visitors last week were Mrs Wm M. M Stewart 84 81 Miss Josie Seaman 91 Miss Della Delia Daynes and Miss Pike One worked over-worked student remarked last week that it would be a good thing if a little pity was exercised by some of the professors once in a while Lost A valuable wisdom tooth with three prongs each about one-fourth one inch in length filling on the surface Please return to and to and receive ve reward Sergeant Allen after correcting his platoon for not properly executing a command Now dont don't make a mistake mistake mistake mis mis- take this time Right forward fours fourson left 1 no hum hold on a minute I mean Cap Gibson has given us due notice that he will buy a scalping knife and tomahawk and borrow some of Miss Brotherhoods Brotherhood's red paint and go on the in the war path if we write him up mention locals any more We wont won't Gibson any more Taylor Romney Armstrong Company are the people to buy lumber and building building- material from Charley Marshall says he has discovered discovered dis dis- covered a fine test for acetic acid Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps Per Per- haps the chemistry class clas can get some enlightenment from the gentleman if the they will apply Hon Frank J. J Cannon a member of of the Board of Regents for the U University University Uni Uni- DIversity DI- DI visited us last Wednesday The gentleman has lately lately returned from an ant t extended European trip t Watch for it Its It's coming It is 4 going to be a novel by by Mrs White entitled The School Mistress in the River or How a Country Boy Mistook Mistook Mis Mis- 9 took a floating yellow log for me and X tri tried d to rescue it 41 Professor Whiting will have by by the It end of the year a first-class first herbarium I J w. w of the flowers of Utah The Professor has already many hundreds of specimens ii mounted and arranged in a systematic order which fills a long felt want in the instruction of botany in this institution Prof Whiting is working hard to x complete his herbarium of the flowers fh of Utah Since the establishment of the Univ University we have hav been in need of ofa a complete collection of plants pants and aud a perfect classification of such based upon true genetic characters The professor has been provided with a number of i. i glass cases case in which to place his specimens specimens specimens mens and the visitor can now get some 11 err idea of f th the vast ast flora of our Territory if he will visit the quarters where the r herbarium is kept Mr n W W. E. E Cole has withdrawn from 1 the University The gentleman has successfully successfully successfully suc suc- p pissed his examinations to j jenter enter West Point this coming summer j jand and during the remaining spring months he will enjoy the society of relatives and friends previous previous' to a siege of hard stu stud study ly I I Mr I Lem Colbath a student of the Univ University and also also a member of f the Utah Militia a had had d a narrow escape from death last week The gentleman went to to Ogden with i i the National Guard Guar of the Territory and w while ile on picket duty being much fatigued from the excitement excitement excitement excite excite- ment of the day before he stepped over the bank of the the Weber river and disappeared disappeared disappeared dis dis- appeared in t the e waters waters be below ow His cries for help ar aroused used his comrades who with but little trouble rescued him from froma a watery grave Lemuel returned to school on Monday feeling none the j worse for his little experience II Oh Dh Lord thy will be done jc I Splash 1 H He H- e spurt spurt spurt-l 1 spurt spurt spurt-p p spurt Oh Dh 1 mine G G spurt If I can get out spurt I ch ch ch ch miltia miltia ch ch ch Hobo army 1 i 1 t tJ Weber river ch ch ch home coffin coffin home and mother J I in 1 1 ch ch ch 1 The above represents the story of Mili Militiaman Colbath as he extricated himself from the deadly toils of the Weber river Q j |