Show I Sv The Wanderer THE Editors held a meeting last Tuesday Tuesday Tues Tues- f day and sat up up un until til two in the morning morning morning morn morn- ing discussing whether they could allow the Wanderer to contribute any longer to their columns They complain that with truly wonderful celerity their hair hairis i is turning grey and they say the cause of it is that they are are bored with so many many questions regarding the Wanderer who he is what kind of a looking fellow he is whether he eats L t meat and drinks sage tea and whether he would like to take physical culture with the girls The Wanderer enjoyed a good hearty laugh to discover that thatA A the girls thought so mu much h of him And Andr r now as he sits in the big chair arm-chair 1 before the grate and smokes his old r meerschaum pipe he fancies he sees I in the dense rings of smoke rising slowly to the ceiling a troup of our gay modest damsels asking him to take them to i Saltair Beach next Field Day Yes fair the Wanderer will do anything anything anything any any- thing under the sun for you Yes my downcast and working hard-working faithful students we shall go to Saltair Saltair and andin andin 1 in In the billowy waves and briny breezes cast away the manifold cares which cluster about our bursting hearts The Wanderer has been here for over eight years and seldom does anything transpire to relieve his weary m mind md or break the dull monotony of the janitors janitor's presence Passing through the halls J 1 the other day absorbed in profoundest reverie he espied a small leather-bound leather book lying near a door Picking it up j he saw that it was a young oung mans man's diary and and proceeded to read a few pages Ah my worthy friend the Wanderer will not give you away but he must let lethis lethis lethis his gentle readers have a page Tuesday April Rose rather early this morning Terrible Terrible Terrible Ter Ter- headache ever sin since e washed and ate breakfast Started for the niver- niver sity Met Miss P P Fir First t time we j spoke since we fell out last February She said she knew it was partly her fault and I said I knew it was partly my fault Made up all right bosom friends again Walked slowly and missed algebra class have been thinking ever since what excuse to make Somehow Somehow Somehow Some Some- how or other my meeting with Miss P P so upset me that I failed to get my German and Prof Mathews jumped all over me But i I dont don't care Such is life in the far West Read the news news- papers Looked at pictures in Life and Puck Went home at four Studied until supper time and after that went down town to hear the latest news about the Industrial Army Returned home at 10 and after setting the alarm clock went to bed feeling rather unwell 4 Two weeks ago the Wanderer published published published pub pub- an announcement t saying that he F would like to meet at the ladies' ladies dressing dressing dressing dress dress- f ing room at on Thursday certain young ladies He thought they would all aU take it as a big joke but on the Thursday named he noticed that the persons to whom th the announcement was addressed were carrying with the them n nt t quite a number of musical selections and large of violets presumably for the Wanderer He also noticed besides this that there was more crimping than usual going on in the ther r dressing So at he walked l through the hallway and glancing in through the door saw the room chuck- chuck f full with our prima The Ther r Wanderer has had to laugh ever since I It is unquestIOnably the best joke that has ever taken place here t t The bell has rung and the thet t Wanderer is on the library floor He is glancing over his lesson preparatory to toI I entering the algebra class He hears a akey akey at t key put into the lock of a distant door the door is opened shut locked a few steps are tak taken n another door is unlocked opened and shut and everything is quiet again It is 9 30 and the Wanderer is standing standing stand stand- ing mg just lust outside the library door Someone Some Some- one passes who doesn't see him A few seconds after a bunch of keys is heard a door is opened shut and locked It Itis Itis Itis is 1030 and the Wanderer has just come from the art gallery He seats himself in Room 23 and waits for the theother theother theother other members of the class The rattling rattling rattling rat rat- of keys is heard a door is opened seven hurried steps are taken the keys are again heard another door is opened shut locked and everything is serene It is 11 1130 30 and the class is just over Two bunches of keys are heard and two persons take a few hurried steps across the hallway a door is opened and two persons enter the door is closed locked and the key is taken out It Its s 's s 12 1230 30 and the Wanderer is on his J. J 1 I c 1 ii way to the library The same familiar key sounds from the same familiar place rush in upon his ears He takes a achill achill achill chill leans upon the radiator and stimulants are brought to him Wheels within wheels keys within keys doors doors' within doors And the would moves on |