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Show No Prospects for the Disagreeing Young Lady This story was told of Winston S. Churchill by Gertrude Atherton: "Shortly after he left the Conservative Con-servative side of the house (of commons) for the Liberal, he was taking a certain young woman down to dinner, when she looked up at him coquettishly, and remarked re-marked with the audacity of her kind: " 'There are two things I don't like about you, Mr. Churchill.' " 'And what are they?' " 'Your new politics and mustache.' mus-tache.' " 'My dear madam,' he replied suavely, 'pray do not disturb yourself. your-self. You are not likely to come in contact with either.' " |