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Show Lone Warrior Young Private Jones slunk on to the parade ground ten minutes late. The sergeant glared, then said, with icy sarcasm: "So you have decided to come on parade. We were afraid you had signed a separate sep-arate peace 1" Strategy Chloe f hale that sailor. ZoeWhy? I thought he was cute. Chloe I wrote him he gave me a pain and to return my photograph, or i"d complain to the captain, and he sent back IS and said to pick mine out because be-cause he'd forgot what I looked like. Benefited Father When I was a boy I had only one suit of clothes and one pair of shoes a year. Son You have a much better time of it now that you are living with us, don't you, dad? A woman when launching her first ship was a little nervous. She turned to the shipyard manager, standing beside her, and asked: "How hard do I have to hit it to knock It Into the water?" Could Be Tm something of a mind reader. I can tell at a glance just what a person is thinking of me." "But don't you find it embarrassing?" Point of View Two flies were strolling along the ceiling. Suddenly one of them paused. "You know," it remarked, "human "hu-man beings are very silly." The second fly shrugged. "People are silly?" it echoed. "How do you make that out?" The first fly tapped the ceiling with its foot. "Well, take a look," it chirped. "They spend good money building a nice ceiling, and then they walk on the floor 1" There was a man who complained com-plained he had lots of books but no bookcases. He'd never liked to borrow bookcases. Only Half of It Nervous Employer Thomas, I wish you wouldn't whistle at your work. Office Boy I ain't working, sir. I'm only whistling. |
