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Show Wise and Otherwise Teach every child In the camp, "To Cheer for (Bingham All the Time." Home town loyalty is the biggest and best asset for her people. These are slippery days to say the least, and Roosevelt must have felt himself slip a little in the minds of the people after Senator Stone's speech in the Senate the other day. 'IMe and My Four Sons" did not sound so hi-falutein as heretofore. Turkey and Bulgaria feel much like the man In the poker game wbo wants to quit and m home, but who doesn't quite dare to make the break. "It's a Long Way to California When Utah Goes Cry" was the parody before prohibition went Into effect, but recently Commissioner tSheid of Bait Lake City went clear there to find a chief of police that would really put on the lid in Zion. Postmaster Countryman has discovered discov-ered after much study of the Good Book, that Ne?hi-mlah is not the shortest short-est man in the Bible at all. He has found one Bill)ad The Shuhite. Recently a section foreman of the I D. & R. O. padded the payroll In Pay-son Pay-son and escaped with something like $700, but this is no worse than a newspaper news-paper which will pad their subscription subscrip-tion list and tell the business men a false report in place of the truth. The difference between 1.100 and 575 is 625. The ladies on city route number two have bothered the letter carrier so much since that story about the farmers farm-ers of Midvale planting reversible beans that the postmaster has requested request-ed that we explain. We hardly know how to go at it. Ask George. |