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Show Wrong Way Around. Things aro not always what thoy Boem nor bo old, either. "Is this a gonulno antlquo?" asked tho customer suspiciously. "Certainly," replied tho dealer, In an offended voico. "It Is moro than six hundred years old." "That's romarkablo," commonted the customer, dryly. "It is dated 1912." But tho antlquo dealer woh not to bo caught napping. "Let mo soo," ho said. "Why, so It Is! That's tho fault of my assistant. He's put tho flguros on wrongly. It ought to bo 1219." Pittsburgh Chronlclo-Tolograph. |