Iron County Record | 1918-04-19 | Page 7 | His Armless Joke

His Armless Joke. That all misfortune Is only relative l Indicated hy tfee philosophy of the armless man who, for many years, has I n carrying "copy" from a downtown down-town news agency to the uptown newspapers news-papers at Bight An editor on his way to his mM&lghl luncheon had washed Ills hands when he discovered that the towel was missing. As the armless "copy" carrier passed he heard the editor ed-itor say something more forceful than elegant "You OBght to be like me, and then you wouldn't need any towel," said the armless one, laughing contentedly. New York Times.