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Show H Useful Relative. fiH "Yes, my mother-in-law can mako 1 jBB herself very usoful nt times." jH "Glad you nro fair enough to admit - - -U. IH "Of courso I'll ndmlt It. Why, Jurit 1 tho othor morning she was so pro- ' H voked at ma becaufa I didn't got up l nnd chop tho Ico off tho front steps ' that she went out heraolf with a j H broom and lco pick. Sho Is a stout ) jH lady, and when sho slipped on tho .H top step and bumped horpclf nil tha il way to tho sldownlk sho fell bo hard 2 that she cracked tho Ico on every tl Btcp. Then her langungo regarding ll my shortcomings wns so warm that fcJH It molted all the fragments and left Jofll tho atops as clean nnd smooth ns thoy aH over aro In July." IJH |