Iron County Record | 1922-01-27 | Page 4 | When the Paper Doesn't Come

WHEN THE PAPER DOESNT'COME. - ' My fathor says tho paper ho reads nin't put up right Ho finds n lot of fnult, he docs, pursuit pur-suit It at night. Ho says there ain't a single thing in it worth whilo to read, And thnt'it doesn't print tho kind of stuff tho people need. Ho toMcs it aside and says it's strictly on tho bum-But bum-But you ought to hear him holler whcn tho paper doesn't come. Ha rends nbout tho weddin's nnd ho snorts like all get out. s Ho reads tho social (loin's with a most dcrisiva shout. Ho says they mako tho pnpers for tho women folks alone. He'll read about the pnrtlcs, ad ho'll fumo and fret and groan; Ho says of (information it doesn't hnvo a cruml) But you-ought to hear him holler whe"" to paper doesn't como. Ho's always first to grab and ho reads it plum clean through. Ho doesn't miss an item or a want ad that ia true. Ho says, "They don' know what wo want tho durn newspaper guys, I'm gog to tnko a dny somctimo an' go and put them wiso; Somotimcs it Bcems ns though they must bo deaf and blind and dumb " But you ought to hear him holler when tho caper doesn't como. Topics.