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Show i ft CwSaI JKStaiEs She Found It. A Btnall boy behind the davenport - was Intently listening to the conversa tion between his sister and lior beau. Whon the visitor finally proposed, alio blushlngly stammered, hesitated and flnully gurgKd: "Really, Mr. Popmore, this Is bo sud er I that Is I Why, 1 sseom to havo lost my head ontlroly!" Just then I.lttlo Willie knowing a rofusal would bo a family calamity, jumped up from behind tho sofa and shouted: "Thoro It Is, sis, there It Is I Thero's yer head, right on yor follor's shoulder!" shoul-der!" Strange to say, tho sister found tho lost member Immediately! & & ( Frills. This winter reminds us of tho year of tho big wind! It Is sometimes difficult to borrow a dollar of one's close friend. Wo would rather have a cheery little wlfo than a wholo flock of meal tickets at n clubhouse. KansaB has a bevy of women blacksmiths! black-smiths! It Is presumed whon shoeing 1 a horso's hind leg they rldo sldo- saddlo. A burglar wns felled In Indianapolis , by a hired girl. She hit him with a Jardiniere. That's ono way to throw boqucts. Tho esteemed Chicago Itccord-Hor-aid says women are succeeding as brakomen on tho railroads. Yes, and olsowhoro! Tho discovery of America by Columbus Col-umbus was n remarkablo event, but this pales Into Insignificance by com-r com-r parlson with the discovery of Young America by a now daddy! Whon a man goes homo In tho ovon-' ovon-' Ing and finds his wife good-natured, tho dinner always tastes good enough for a king. If ho finds her worried ', and cross, it boats all how heavy tho biscuits are! '' Benny Bolt Et Al. Oh, don't you remember, doar teacher, lion Unit, Who put n lient pin In your seat? - How you whipped Denny tben on the , very sumo spot Wliero tho pin nutdu you Jump to your fcotl i fc Ah, doh't you remember, dear teacher, Hfet' 'ib book. .,. j mST- ThfttJlolil or tho cfsg and tho"lionT ' WfS The riadcr doclarcd that tho lion fruit Jf (Was jiodl V WHf )oit tell mo that hen tale ugaln? B ,Vh"T don't you remember, dear teachor, f tho lamb That Mary, the mnlil, brought to school? Wf' How It butted your bustle way 'round to Mr. the side, ft- And ohowed up tho school's "Golden m nuio"? |