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Show Germicide. (Chicago Tribune.) (Dr. Heneasre Glbbes. the bacteriologist and pathologist cf Detroit, announces that alcohol is sure death to infusorial organisms and bacilli.) When the microbe diabolic in your system sys-tem tries to frolic, filling you with grip and colic, or the pains of rheumatiz, When the microscopic pirate In your in-sides in-sides tries to gyrate, you may calm bis feelings irate, you may check him in his When the fussv old bacilli make you feverish fe-verish of chilly, you can knock it silly, if vou only know the ropes. You can stop his wicked wiggle and his nerve destroving wriggle; at his sorry fate you'll giggle when you blast his rising hopes. - Be he germ or protoplasm, you can throw him in a spasm, make him think he surely has'm. give him something like a Be3he big or moleculish. you can check ; lv's manner mulish: you can make him know its foolish to come rambling where TfyUhenrne attacks at first he then discovers dis-covers vou are thirsty, he will fear to do his worst, he will be sorry he essayed To eive you appendicitis, mumps or spinal spi-nal meningitis-not a germ will dare to bite us if this doctor be obeyed. TV.r the jul?p. bland and minty. makes tie srerm go like McGinty. gives him an impressive hint he cannot longer linger And 'tbe bourbon, rye or . brandy-either one that is most handy-makes the microbe mi-crobe understand he can no more fill t01Sfromhn5wron drop the acid, that but makes the microbe flaccid and leaves bim serenely placid, or some word . to Anffnfupwlth joyful juices with the Srtnk that cheer inducca-there'.v the best o all excuses: . You but try to disinfect. |