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Show f EUREKA, UTAH. j T. J. McDonnell of Mammoth wax a visitor to the capital during the week. Mrs. Joseph O'Brien and children w:U leave this week for Goldrield. Nov., to join her husband. They will make their home there. THE NEWER GLORY. Mother's pricing coronets. Father's pricing crowns. Sister goes downtown and gets presentation gowns: Coachman's an, equerry now. Wears a white peruke. Greets us with a stately bolw Father's made a duke. ' Mother's made a 'duchess, too- Uncle's made an earl: Auntie's gold tiara's new, With a massive pearl. All the folks about the place Fear to make a fluke. Call each other "Ah, your grace" Father's made a duke. Father frowns on business Where his coin was made Says it gives a duke distress To be called "in trade." AA'e have written to our friends Living in Dubuque That the old acquaintance ends Father's made a duke. Cook and butler and the maids y Made an awful row When we fixed them up with braids ' They're retainers now. They must all stand up in line Or get a rebuke , AArhen we progress in to dine Father's made a duke. My, but times have changed of late! Father says he thought That when sister met her 'Tate" It was to be bought; But they passed the titles 'round Never made a fluke. And we're glad since we have found ' Father's made a duke. Chicago Evening Post. |