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Show A St. Louis preacher sent out a circular letter to a lot of laboring men. asking them why they did not attend church. One answered the letter, saying that "laboring men tleji't care to go to i church and hear the preacher tell tin ,, ',,,. . , they are, because they have heard that , .' wives all week." One excuse is as u ;,. .,.( but this one certainlv is unique, h i- !,..,,..! . all men who negh-ct church attendance ;,v: ' ,: things have such thoughtful wivts. Wonder what the philosophers of j, ;;. m. tried to extract sunbeams from cu.-mr'. , v ed to do with the sunbeams, also the cu.-i,., j r Wh-it i uld a family tree be 1, lioix thief or pirate "away back" in ; It's mighty bad to yet in the ii. '. ,., pi-ople liars, for trie word might , : , other fellow is big and branny and ;, When a hardware or sport inir u... ,; afire, just remember there i- more i .., ,. cellar than the law allows, and :-n t), ...... tion. Lots of women would bo hap:ii . ' -their husbands would go with th-'n - , Sunday. . . A shadv reputation doesn't add ; ' . n attractiveness if a re-ort, even in ... time. If our neighbors just wouldn't - ; stuff they don't need we might have ' ,,0.. I in the bank. I The road to ruin is a popular m:u- :.. direction. Few travel back ir. On the Fourth of Julv fire won- - . , , the lircman and saloon keeper. Offend none and you please n'T,. . riv fvrr yourself. A woman has to change bor mind -o ..-Vr, f,,.. cati.se she does not always hear the truth v.fj. ?K, men. Sometimes it's pretty hard not to tei! a lie .f, 1 1 io inquisitive person asks you about ,in(,-v;r that's none of his business. A woman without a sympathetic h art i :, i better than a man. bur there are not' many ;;d;. Salt Lakers are usualk a sociable I. .r ef people, peo-ple, but a good many were ".stuck up" la-; wii.ter. If men always got what they deserved. s,,m(. ,,- I them wouldn't have .such except iona'ly go,l wivr-, I 'I here is one thing about this weather that should bring comfort to Salt Lakers, ami that i thai other cities of the land are getting it hotter in the day time, and they don't have any cool (.rollings (.roll-ings and nights to enjoy. A man certainly has faith beyond under-tandii:? when he buys a bottle of hair restorative from a bald-headed druggist. If the daughters of our railroad magnates continue con-tinue to marry impecunious dukes and count-, the railroad rates will have to be boosted arain ti keep up the foreign establishment. A strong conscience, like a strong man. i- n"t much good unless it is kept working pretty rf-?u-larly. Being punctual would be a good habit to cv.V'x-vate cv.V'x-vate if you didn't always have to wait for the othr fellow. When a man owes one man !.." and ewe? another a grudge, which do you think he pays first? Anyway, the fellow that knows it all grnfraliy doVsn't bother to teach his bos anything. Ruins are picturesque, except the human kind, and they are pathetic. Preston, the Socialist-Labor candidate f-T president, presi-dent, will never disappoint those who call iip"ii him by being out. The school of experience is about thr only fiio that has no alumni association. A dog's bark is no more useless than the 'l0? itself. The New World. Chicago, has off its swaddlr. clothe? and will henceforth appear a- an czn'-page czn'-page paper. Under the guidance of the bright P'b iter, the New World ranks high in Catholic journalism. jour-nalism. At the last Diocesan Council of St. Louis. .1 decree was enacted by which every priest in tl'.f archdiocese is obligated to make his will, abo it was decreed that each priest acquaint the chanerl- , lor v.here the will is deposited. The archbishop has forbidden all collections till $2.h'0.i00 has hcvn raised for his new cathedral. Archbishop Fennelly of Cashel ordained the fol-lo'-ving students for the home and foreign missions mis-sions last month : The Revs. .Michael MeLoughlhi. Thomas Quane. James Harney, James Dunne. Jorin Meagher. Robert Ryan. William Ryan. Nichohn O'Ryan and Daniel Dineen. Father McLoiighd'.u p ; is a subject of the diocese of San Francisco. ; Father Quayne, Father Dunne and Father Robert ; Ryan will begin missionary work in the diverse- et ; Seattle, and Father Dineen in Great Falls, while Father N. O'Ryan goes to Melbourne. Father fjj Harney and Father William Ryan go to the die- h: I eesc of Hexham 3033 Newcastle and Father .Meagher j; fc 2ullala. 1: : I |
