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Show UMBRELLAS FOR $1 PER YEAR. A New Scheme Which Will Ilovolu-tlonlzo Ilovolu-tlonlzo llusinoss. nown the ages alnci the deluge luva come the saving thnt a man tu born with a right to stcil, or rather take " an umbrella nn 1 appropriate It lo his own uae Now la tnuueheil a ache me which revokes this license ami once in ire ritiiina his ennailenip to an In-llexlble In-llexlble alnle so thai he who covets bit neighbors umbrella or his tent or his ttarai hute la gulltj before the law of the lane! No longer deies one have to chain elown bis pet ritn protector, anil no longer dues be have to worry when he bus left It behind him In a firrvbet or suburban tinlu Tor out of the brains of the multltuili' somewhere some-where has nrlaen the new scheme which obvlnles nil this mental and phalcal discomfort The motto of the new scheme Is ' lon't get wen" A on live In New Hot belle Hie ,lerse m anywhere nl.tiit New ork In thi wist the i Imiils are githerlnr and Juat as vou nr. I. ivlng your utile t In vcmr in west homiaiun ault and water pi oof vvnr-ianled-n.it to color I'nnnmn bat, the shower I eglna The coiner which wan ornamented bj vt.eir uiubiella Is now v unlit ninl tin mice l-nv tin goiie foi Hie dav lb i, la the wav, then, to pre-Villi pre-Villi getting we i " If voure an up-tn.ilate man oull have paati 1 on smir eleak the plaies whne umhiillia ,an be rented If not, it can c iu with ou neareat jour wallet a Mind dito.torv." This tells ou wh. r. m tan rent nn umbri II i It In prnbiMi tu the aline building 'lhov ir. e xtenalvilv senile red all over the hiPduiaa a. .Hull of the eltv A .11 glvt i nun l 1 bill II m iv be In i r vtiuinm a c Ig ir slnie or n hi btrs shop Vnu Itk our iholie of tin slot k on b in.l nntl vou me given a ch It II) tin time vou get to New Ho lull, th, aim la shining ii.-nln Vou Hep Into a mien I In jniir town, show Hit to i in eh,,k and leave the lim ine II i the re rt, r that jnii don't need lo in what In .nn a of It till It tnlns i .tin f i Its ii l,i anil, nf the glent il in't g. t w, t aihenie. nnd lluds Its wiv link In the place, whero It was III -I IoiIk, I inuvo still got vmir cheek Hllal-neaH Hllal-neaH calls ou lo t hlengo Vnu gel olf at Cleveland, Cincinnati ot nny pi ico along the line for a bite to eat und It's Hire ilinlng riln such ns mil) the West can pimple giin consult nui elliec. tnry. walk Into a pbue show )oui check, ami get an umbrell i When vnu reicli Chicago )ou tlnu't vvniil to carry It ubout especinllv If It la Pll eleglees 111 the smoke-l itleu lltlllospheie Aalk Into a branch id ice le-uve It there, and foiget what use It has been to )IIU The Idea Is said tn hive oilglnnted In Huston some six months ago and nl-le nl-le ml) a eeiinimn) has eatabllalu-il branches In nil Ihe I irge- cities of the country nnd is still extending tliein In nimi) of the small r cltlea It Is Its Inlentlon eventually tu hive plun wheie one can pine me an umbiella In nearly ever) elt) nn n lallriiul lino foi the sent ) subscription prb e of Jl. When the umbrellas! rented he te nro 'ffl I" outaltle neighboring cltlea nr In different parts of New York eltv, the) eventually llnd their wav back to the in iln olllec. ami thin nre distributed again, according as Iho auppl) gets low and then- Is a call foi Hum at tho various stands Now, If )our oinre boy or beat friend tins tint returned jour prized unibrelli nt Ihe enl of i yeni, don't discharge) the boy, us ho has virtues, tno, nntl elont snub )our frle ml when jou meet him on the. atree t. .lust in infully wulk Into a stand nntl buy a new check gun I for one more scar, nnd jou will tlntl that )our provocations In profanity will greatly have decreased. As to losing them Well, that tnlls for nnother check and 11. but still )oit have the consul itlon of feeling lint our conscience Is cle ir. Agnln. If a ton wister shnultl rMrh your 'chute fiom the. port side und Immediately transform It Into a funnel-shaped thing und lift vou up into apace, while tho crowd is giving you tho hugh-elon't mind, ngaln. The next mnrnlng Juat rheerrully bring bark your derelict anil get another check free ot charge nnd m"UH l""l"t'lla "lly lllno y '"'iy Tho concern h.ia onl) ono rival esliib-lahment esliib-lahment nt tho present time, and Hi it a tho Ingenuity put to practical use by the oungeater of llarlein lie keeps n elozen or tnom nt tho font nf tho elevated ele-vated roitl Million on rainy das and loans them to ou for 10, 11. SI cents or whatever )ou e horse to glvu him ' |