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Show SPICE. She You must not kiss mo until we aro formally engaged , . He Do )ou in to snv that you nl. wnvs Insist lipuu that rule? hlie 1 vo nlwnjs tried to, Judge. Tes-I don't like Jack Hansom's wain at all He's nlnn)s trying tn kiss me. Jess-O' Come now You know )ou can t Imagine anything nicer tlnn to have him kiss jou ... less-lixactl), but ns I tell inu, hs nl-wavs nl-wavs tr)lng, nml Hint's all -Phlhdelphli Pal her In choosing a wife one should never lodge b) nppearanees Son-Thai s right Ofte nest the Prettiest gills have the Lost innne) Puck Just Cause- Here, you uauahty boa, slop )Our fighting' ' .,,..,.,. "Aw It's all dot lohnny Jlnks's fiult" "llus he lieen leasing )nil7" AW I should say )es Whv. dst kid vi.nl an' said dit me rader pta)cd ping pong" Haltlinore herald c-nsei See beret that dollar ye lent me )ltterday wuz a counterfeit. Cassl.ly-U'ell Case), .Hint ye say ye nanl.sl ft bnd' Leslie's W.kly. Jack-1 proposed tn Miss Mattle Hofact last night and -..,.. , , Ne.l-1 knon Just when It happened I saw )ou holding her hand while )ou did Jark-You'ie mistaken. I wasn't holding her hand She was feeling m pulse to sro If my hnrt wus renll) healing ns fast nn 1 sold It was -Philadelphia Press, A womnn wno Is spending the summer In 1'ennsilvanli writes of a sign dlsnla)el In the window of a small shop In the Ullage Ul-lage nearest her It rends; Pnr s ile -Second-hand furniture, teeth and pie" Washington Post, "This suit doesn't til me nt nil," complained com-plained tho customer dropping In nt tho shim tho next dn, "My dear sir, said the merchant tailor, "whnt do )ou suppose we keep a high-priced London Journe)mnn hero fort ' Chicago Tribune Pother (hnpressliel)) Suppose I should bo taken awaj suddenly, what would become be-come of )OU my boy? Irreverent Son I'd stay here. The question ques-tion Is "What would become of you?' TH-llUi. |