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Show DANGEROUS SYMPTOMS. Hack in the "rain belt" In Colorndo (so named because It seldom rains there) the phenmoenon of descending moisture Is so rare as to cause itirlous nnd serious mentnl gyiutlons by the ptople Heic Is the way one citizen recently re-cently broke out nfter n ruin The authorities au-thorities should watch the poor fellow closely A slort lime since the cow was sad Mio scarce could ralso her head, begad! Her hoofs were sore, her tall wns mp Her innno nnd bangs had lost their crimp Ana (m."'" ht' trudged from grass to Wth scarcely strength enough lo wink Her owner, too, looked blue nnd clum. And cursed the cnttlo business some Rut since tho rains Iho grass Is tall The cow can rnlse her he ail and biwl Her sides are slick, no bones protrude. Hhe pram os like el city dude Her tall Is sllik her eves are bright Sh snorts and dares Hip ernwd to tight Her owner loo digs up Ihe rhlnk And asks Hie bovs io h ive a drink pod bless the rain' Hod bless the rain! It makes n cuss feel young again! I lo feels like tossing up his hat " And hnwltinr llk an ,inin..rn.. |