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Show SPICE A Sheftield bootmaker eH.. notice In his window. Dont you were In my shoes? '-tu b"" "What Is a promoter?' ml., tencher at the examination "ii you 11 prove to be one," said the in, scholar. Yonkers Statesman. Comparisons rirst Little Bo, . paw's got a ottnmobeel " Seconl 1 tie Doy-' That's nothing, my n, got dyspepsy."-Qhlo state Jouri ' Bluffer says he never comcihe, lunch because he doesnt earn, table d hole luncheon" 'No hlit-erence hlit-erence Is a la carte-the lunch-on the alley." Philadelphia rtecort Nothing to De Ashamed Ot-U", "Alnt you ashamed to b tylnjt works to that dogs talir Bn "Ashamed? Hully Gee! Alnt ht English bulldog and ain't dli de Tot of July?' Puck. "I am Mr. Phake, sir," tildttii trash e stranger, 'maker of Plil panacea." "Ah, yes," remukej Ci lelgh. "Your medicine, sir, hu to Ilted me greatly!" 'OUdtoheut " 'Yes; a rich uncle of mini li II, and I was his sole heir." Tit Bui Another Crime Struckoyle (ihmr. his art collection) "Aln t that Ir light picture a beaut? I paid an an (2000 to paint that for me to ordi Cutting "Well, well! It la aurprb what some men will do for' tact Isn't It? 'Puck Hoarding House Gossip '1 tee 0 hash has become the fashionable t at the White House." "Well, you must remember tint i President gets a good, big iiltr; suppose hey have chunks of real v in It, too, don't they?"-Chlca ti ord-Hcrald. Oavo Itlse to DIscusslon-LutO Cholly Is such on unlntereitlnf pen Helen Oh. I don t know. Hep rise to another anlrhated dlicuii'Mi night as to whether a perron tu considered absent-minded l"i I mind Is neither here nor elseshet Tpwn nnd Country. Information Benevolent Oenfe So you're working, are youl ' that's right. Do you go home tor luncheon? Busy Hoy Oh, sometlmei I generally I stay down hereforlt Benevolent acntleman-AndliD" hive you been employed? Busy Boy Since yeslerday-W felts Herald. Not a Bad Idea "Here t tin''' In the paper nbout uniform " laws needed," said Farmer wn "Won ter what thet meant? "I reckon," suggested h P" Its to compel divorced fo a uniform so's other folks WW em un' pint the nnger o' tcoro Philadelphia Press Sure to Find It There -Bnr scrvnnD-Brldget, I have to JO ovoplng and I want you to iW your mistress gets this notew" she cornea In without fall , Brldget-Yls. sorr, HU"'"' tho pocket of the troutni TV tnken off. She 11 be sure to joiw them Chlrnco Journal ' Devotion -"Are you .are J me for msself alone?' Wf .Yes.''n,,.erc.Vheb'U'.'7alf tore young mnn. '""';"-,4 of your suierlor fortune. I , tnma.ry sou nnd take chancrt",, lng bullied by reminders ot Injtou filar. Had Her Bluffed -' wJS'j new muk strike you, my a" ,, the hiud of the house at h to dinner, , .,i it," She hasn't struck : me w the weary other halt, A& nhe would If I gave her any" Chicago News Ilemarkable-'Wehav'r thing, even Christian Selene "And she still llvf"? "Not only that, but she " -Life. The rieason -When tM tt , saw six large boys Wni snit.II boy within an inch ot rurJoslty w as pl"eu , , he art Why do so" n0, tn ' 'tdlrim ". -llccaiisn ho takes "$,,,, cents when the union 'f,, explnlned tho largo hoy". Pink, . ( Sympathetic -"W'".'ln-t t?l riiK-tlmemuslolssetllnf; ,r,e femu.ked the I""""'!?' It gave me Indigestion "Nonsensel" ,, un "Fiiet, The orchest" ' ,il ,ntwhereIWK' .U' ond I couldn't help J"' niyjsws" Philadelphia" giBtMHI |