Show I n. I PUT PUl TO QUEER USES Not often oCton Is a banknote used to toa lu a broken window pane pano A lad employed employed em em- in a n clothiers clothier's factory expelled the wintry wind by crumpling up a sheet of brown paper and fixing it within the thc brol broken cn glass glas Thin The paper was smeared with gum sum as It harp haef left Ic-ft tho the ollice table and amI the ne dollar note nole carelessly carole l left Ion on the do desk denk k attached It Itself to the tho sheet hoet To a n gla glazier h I It Its dl discovery was 88 due Pulling out the tho paper preparatory to fixing the lie pane Ills his eye cn caught tho the valuable le label B By placing placIng- time the note in I hot ol water t f r- r J I. I AJ j I 1 i i s J r Q fi 1 J 1 I it easily casHy floated off the brown bro paper pallI backing The Tho honest workman was rewarded by hy the sweet ring of oC a sovereign sov sov- on the tho office counter The note nole had thus courted destruction for two years Purchasing an old silver hacked lass at an auction sale a lady found that the article was so MO loose as to require repairing Accordingly she took tool it to pieces to fluid find that some previous own owner r had attempted to 0 render render ren ren- der the mirror firm by packing It with I paper Jud Judge o of or her hol astonishment when unrolling the stuffing a fifty fifty- dollar note and some sonic pieces of or newspaper news news- I paper met her haze r No Xo owner appeared ap ap- appeared despite her hol ad and mho Iho note procured procured- a handsome seal mantle mantic for Cor tho the lucky tinder finder while tho the mirror cost her hel only i Shaving himself JC In hm an ait a hurry an absentminded ab ah- absentminded sent minded seized a banknote banknote bank hank note to wipe his razor l leaving it on hi Fix table dressing liberally smeared with hairy lather Fortunately tho the maid multi did not tidy Ully tho the room punctually as usual anti and therefore he recovered the mone money toward evening c A hot hul Iron fron restored It to Its former Cormor crispness Equally self abandoned lr was the lie I wight ht who tore torf a dollar r n note t In iii half to leisurely make maliC a o. o of one ono portion which he smoked perfectly per per- f unconscious of oC its value An other cf cigarette was waa rolled b but f this J 11 r. r I I i I 1 J I r r T j 2 I I J t J lime time th the engraved cd side was uppermost upper upper- uppermost most and it attracted the smokers smoker's attention when partly consumed Having no paper papel handy a clergyman clergy clergy- clergyman clergyman man while strolling in tho the countr country wrote a fine tine sermon on the back eif of a a. twenty dollar note using his silk halas hat hal hatas hatas as a desk Intending to copy COP the tho mattei matter matter mat mat- ter tei down on on returning home he le was suddenly called railed front from rom his his' stud study the note being Lulng dropped In tho bas waste I Ket waste bas et and afterward consigned to the tho flames Ham eg |